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Coyote Bob's Corny Nature JokesCoyote Bob loves dumb nature jokes. Here is a list of his favorites. To see the answer click on the Answer link. Return to
Where did the kittens go on their class trip? What do you call a bull when it's asleep? What kind of luggage did the turkey vulture take on his airplane trip?
Why is a bear's nose in the middle of his face? What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? Answer What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? What do you call a grasshopper with an injured leg? Answer What do frogs order at a fast food restaurant? Which game did the coyote want to play with the mouse? What do you get when you cross a bullsnake with a porcupine? What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? What did the judge say when a skunk walked in to her courtroom? What do skunks do when they get angry? What kind of parrot can tell time? What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede? What is the difference between a cougar and a comma? A frog telephoned Psychic Hotline and was told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." Where do coyotes go when they lose their tails? What kind of dog tells time? Why do hummingbirds hum? Where does a blackbird go for a drink? Why was the crow perched on a telephone wire? A pair of chickens walked into library and said, 'Buuk Buuk BUUK.' The librarian decided that the chickens wanted three books. She gave them the books and they walked out. Later, the chickens came back and said angrily,' Buuk Buuk BuKKOOK!' The librarian gave them three more books, and the chickens left. The two chickens returned in the early afternoon looking annoyed and said, 'Buuk Buuk Buuk Buuk Bukkooook!' The librarian gave them five books and decided to follow them. She followed them out to a park where she saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in the pond, to which the frog was saying, "Rred-it, Rred-it, Rred-it." What do you call a Fly without wings? A man with a lizard on his head walks into the doctor's office. The doctor asks, "What seems to be the problem?" And the lizard replies, "Well doctor... it's this thing that's hanging from my bottom." What do you call a royal rabbit? How do you identify a bald eagle? There were two fish in a tank, one said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" A man heard knocking on his door, but when he opened it no one was there. He looked all around and finally saw a little brown snail sitting on the doormat. He picked up the snail and threw it across the street into a field. What do you call an illegally parked frog? What holiday is always observed by birds? What do you call an accidental bird collision? What do you call a formal dance for ducks?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund? What do you call a cow murder mystery? What do you call a fish without an eye? What did the father buffalo say to the boy buffalo when he left for school? What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always steal his act by saying things like, “He has a card up his sleeve,” or “He has a dove in his pocket.” Why does a tiger have stripes? Why do hens lay eggs? What did the rock tell the geologist? A little girl was in her garden filling in a hole when her neighbor looked over the fence. He politely asked, "Hi! What are you up to there?" Return to What do you get when you cross a four leaf clover and poison ivy? What runs but never walks? Why can you never have just one parakeet? What kind of tree do fingers grow on? How do birds stop themselves in the air? If we breathe oxygen in the daytime, what do we breathe at night? How did the big mountain know that the little mountain was fibbing? What do you call a lazy snail? What advice can you give a fish so he can avoid being caught? If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather? If you throw a pumpkin in the air, what comes down? Why is the sea so powerful? What animal talks a lot? Which insects are known as “arithmetic bugs?” What did the grasshopper say to the cockroach? What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late? What did the dirt say to the rain? What animals didn't come on the Ark in pairs? What is black and yellow and goes zzub, zzub? What was the highest mountain before Mt. Everest was discovered? Why do cows wear bells? Why do flies walk on the ceiling? Why did the mouse want to move to a better house? More Fun:
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Why do seagulls live near the sea? 
